224 -- "today, tomorrow, forever"
2B -- "to be"
2B||!2B -- "to be or not to be"
2TM -- "to the max"
4 -- "for"
4ever -- "forever"
ACK -- "acknowledged"
AFAIC -- "as far as I'm concerned", or "as far as I care", or "as far as I can..."
AFAICS -- "as far as I can see"
AFAICT -- "as far as I can tell"
AFAIK -- "as far as I know"
AFAIR -- "as far as I recall", or "as far as I remember"
AFC -- "away from computer"
AFK -- "away from keyboard"
AICMFP -- "and I claim my five pounds"
AIUI -- "as I understand it"
AKA -- "also known as"
ASAP -- "as soon as possible"
ASL -- "age, sex, location"
ATM -- "at the moment"
B2B -- "business to business"
B4 -- "before"
B4N -- "bye for now"
BBL -- "be back later"
BBS -- "be back soon", or "bulletin board system/service"
BC, b/c -- "because"
bf -- "boyfriend"
BFD -- "big fucking deal"
BFN -- "bye for now"
BRB -- "be right back"
BTW -- "by the way"
BW -- "bandwidth"
b/t -- "between"
CID -- "consider it done"
cu -- "see you"
CSL -- "can't stop laughing"
CWOT -- "complete waste of time"
cya -- "see you"
CYS -- "check your settings"
C&V -- "chapter & verse"
C|N>K -- "coffee through nose into keyboard"
DC'd -- "disconnected"
DGT -- "don't go there"
DL, d/l -- "download"
DMY -- "don't mess yourself"
DON -- "Denial-of-Normal"
DoS -- "Denial-of-Service"
dun -- "don't"
dunno -- "(I) don't know"
EG -- "evil grin"
EIL -- "explode into laughter"
EOM -- "end of message"
EQ -- "Everquest"
FAQ -- "Frequently Asked Question"
FE -- "fatal error"
FFS -- "for fuck's sake!"
FP -- "first post"
FUD -- "fear, uncertainty and doubt"
frag -- To kill or tear to pieces. Its origin comes from fragmentation.
FO -- "fuck off!"
FOAD -- "fuck off and die!"
FOAF -- "friend of a friend"
FTF/F2F -- "face to face"
FTP -- "File Transfer Protocol"
FTTB -- "for the time being"
FU -- "fuck you"
FWIW -- "For what it's worth"
FXP -- "File eXchange Protocol"
FYI -- "for your information"
G --- "grin", normally written *G* or to separate it from the surrounding text
G2G, GTG --- "got to go", also "good to go"
G4Y, GFY --- "good for you", or "go fuck yourself"
GAGF --- "go and get fucked"
GAL --- "get a life"
gf --- "girl friend"
GG --- "good going" or "good game"
GL --- "good luck"
GMTA --- "great minds think alike"
GJ --- "good job"
Gr8 --- "great"
GTH --- "go to hell"
GW --- "good work"
H8 --- "hate", or 'H1' to 'H9' to indicate how much a person hates something.
HAND --- "have a nice day"
HB --- "hurry back"
HF --- "have fun"
H/O --- "hold on"
HTH --- "hope this (or that) helps"
IANAL --- "I am not a lawyer"
IANARS --- "I am not a rocket scientist"
IC --- "I see"
ICYDK / ICYDN / ICUDK -- "in case you didn't know"
IDK --- "I don't know"
ID10T --- "idiot"
IIRC --- "if I recall correctly"
IIUC --- "if I understand correctly"
IM --- "instant message"
IMO --- "in my opinion"
IMHO --- "in my humble opinion", or "in my honest opinion"
IMNSHO --- "in my not so humble opinion"
INMP --- "it's not my problem"
INTPFPOTM --- "I nominate this post for post of the month"
IOH --- "I'm outta here"
IOW --- "in other words"
IRC --- "Internet Relay Chat"
IRL - "in real life"
IRT --- "in reply to"
ISTR --- "I seem to recall"
IYDMMA --- "if you don't mind me asking"
JJ --- "just joking"
JK, J/K --- "just kidding"
JOOC --- "just out of curiosity"
K --- "OK"
KISS --- "keep it simple stupid"
L8 --- "late"
L8R --- "later"; as in "see you later"
LD --- "link dead"
LEET, L33T, 1337, 31337 --- "elite"
LIGAS --- "like I give a shit"
LMAO --- "laughing my ass off"
LOL --- "laughing out loud", or "lots of laughs"
LTNS --- "long time no see"
m8 --- "mate"; as in "buddy" or "pal"
MOTD --- "Message of the Day"
MYOB --- "mind your own business"
N/A --- "not applicable"
NBD --- "no big deal"
NI --- "no idea"
NM or N/M --- "never mind" or "not much"
NOYB --- "none of your business"
NP --- "no problem"
NSFW --- "not safe for work"
NT --- "no text" or "nice try"
NVM --- "never mind"
oic --- "oh, I see"
OMG --- Exclamation, "oh my God!"
OMFG --- Exclamation, "oh my fucking God!"
OMFL --- Exclamation, "oh my fucking lag!"
OOC --- "out-of-character"
OP --- Original Poster
OT --- "off topic"
OTOH --- "on the other hand"
P2P --- "Peer-to(2)-Peer" or "pay-to-play"
PEBKAC --- "Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair"
PFO --- "please fuck off"
PITA --- "pain in the ass"
PICNIC --- "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer"
pls, plz --- "please"
PO, PO'd --- "piss off", or "pissed off"
POS --- "parents over shoulder" or "piece of shit".
POV --- "point of view"
R --- "are"
RD --- "Red Dwarf"
R8 --- "right"
RL --- "real life"
ROFL, ROTFL --- "rolling on the floor laughing"
ROFLMAO, ROTFLMAO --- "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off"
RTFA --- "read the fucking article"
RTFM --- "read the fucking manual" or "read the fine manual"
RTFP --- "read the fucking post"
RU --- "are you"
S --- "smile"
SCNR --- "sorry, could not resist."
SH --- "shit happens"
SO --- "significant other"
SFW --- "safe for work"
Smeg --- Meaning the same as "fuck" or "bugger"
STFU --- "shut the fuck up"
TBH --- "to be honest"
TIA --- "thanks in advance"
TMAI --- "tell me about it"
TMI --- "too much information"
TPTB --- "the powers that be"
TTFN --- "ta ta for now"
TTYL --- "talk to you later"
TTYS --- "talk to you soon"
TY -- "thank you"
u --- "you"
ur --- "you're" or "your"
UL, u/l --- "upload"
VFM --- "value for money"
VWEG --- "very wicked evil grin"
w8 --- "wait"
WAI --- "what an idiot"
WB --- "welcome back"
WDUWTA --- "what do u wanna talk about?"
WEG --- "wicked evil grin"
WG --- "wicked grin"
WTF --- "what the fuck?"; Also "who the fuck?", "why the fuck?"
WTG --- "way to go!"
WTH --- "what the heck?", or "what the hell?"
wut --- "what"
w/ --- "with"
w/e --- "whatever"
w/o --- "without"
WYSIWYG --- "What you see is what you get"
YHBT --- "you have been trolled"
YHL --- "you have lost"
YMMV --- "your mileage may vary"
YNK --- "you never know"
YW --- "you're welcome"
2B -- "to be"
2B||!2B -- "to be or not to be"
2TM -- "to the max"
4 -- "for"
4ever -- "forever"
ACK -- "acknowledged"
AFAIC -- "as far as I'm concerned", or "as far as I care", or "as far as I can..."
AFAICS -- "as far as I can see"
AFAICT -- "as far as I can tell"
AFAIK -- "as far as I know"
AFAIR -- "as far as I recall", or "as far as I remember"
AFC -- "away from computer"
AFK -- "away from keyboard"
AICMFP -- "and I claim my five pounds"
AIUI -- "as I understand it"
AKA -- "also known as"
ASAP -- "as soon as possible"
ASL -- "age, sex, location"
ATM -- "at the moment"
B2B -- "business to business"
B4 -- "before"
B4N -- "bye for now"
BBL -- "be back later"
BBS -- "be back soon", or "bulletin board system/service"
BC, b/c -- "because"
bf -- "boyfriend"
BFD -- "big fucking deal"
BFN -- "bye for now"
BRB -- "be right back"
BTW -- "by the way"
BW -- "bandwidth"
b/t -- "between"
CID -- "consider it done"
cu -- "see you"
CSL -- "can't stop laughing"
CWOT -- "complete waste of time"
cya -- "see you"
CYS -- "check your settings"
C&V -- "chapter & verse"
C|N>K -- "coffee through nose into keyboard"
DC'd -- "disconnected"
DGT -- "don't go there"
DL, d/l -- "download"
DMY -- "don't mess yourself"
DON -- "Denial-of-Normal"
DoS -- "Denial-of-Service"
dun -- "don't"
dunno -- "(I) don't know"
EG -- "evil grin"
EIL -- "explode into laughter"
EOM -- "end of message"
EQ -- "Everquest"
FAQ -- "Frequently Asked Question"
FE -- "fatal error"
FFS -- "for fuck's sake!"
FP -- "first post"
FUD -- "fear, uncertainty and doubt"
frag -- To kill or tear to pieces. Its origin comes from fragmentation.
FO -- "fuck off!"
FOAD -- "fuck off and die!"
FOAF -- "friend of a friend"
FTF/F2F -- "face to face"
FTP -- "File Transfer Protocol"
FTTB -- "for the time being"
FU -- "fuck you"
FWIW -- "For what it's worth"
FXP -- "File eXchange Protocol"
FYI -- "for your information"
G --- "grin", normally written *G* or to separate it from the surrounding text
G2G, GTG --- "got to go", also "good to go"
G4Y, GFY --- "good for you", or "go fuck yourself"
GAGF --- "go and get fucked"
GAL --- "get a life"
gf --- "girl friend"
GG --- "good going" or "good game"
GL --- "good luck"
GMTA --- "great minds think alike"
GJ --- "good job"
Gr8 --- "great"
GTH --- "go to hell"
GW --- "good work"
H8 --- "hate", or 'H1' to 'H9' to indicate how much a person hates something.
HAND --- "have a nice day"
HB --- "hurry back"
HF --- "have fun"
H/O --- "hold on"
HTH --- "hope this (or that) helps"
IANAL --- "I am not a lawyer"
IANARS --- "I am not a rocket scientist"
IC --- "I see"
ICYDK / ICYDN / ICUDK -- "in case you didn't know"
IDK --- "I don't know"
ID10T --- "idiot"
IIRC --- "if I recall correctly"
IIUC --- "if I understand correctly"
IM --- "instant message"
IMO --- "in my opinion"
IMHO --- "in my humble opinion", or "in my honest opinion"
IMNSHO --- "in my not so humble opinion"
INMP --- "it's not my problem"
INTPFPOTM --- "I nominate this post for post of the month"
IOH --- "I'm outta here"
IOW --- "in other words"
IRC --- "Internet Relay Chat"
IRL - "in real life"
IRT --- "in reply to"
ISTR --- "I seem to recall"
IYDMMA --- "if you don't mind me asking"
JJ --- "just joking"
JK, J/K --- "just kidding"
JOOC --- "just out of curiosity"
K --- "OK"
KISS --- "keep it simple stupid"
L8 --- "late"
L8R --- "later"; as in "see you later"
LD --- "link dead"
LEET, L33T, 1337, 31337 --- "elite"
LIGAS --- "like I give a shit"
LMAO --- "laughing my ass off"
LOL --- "laughing out loud", or "lots of laughs"
LTNS --- "long time no see"
m8 --- "mate"; as in "buddy" or "pal"
MOTD --- "Message of the Day"
MYOB --- "mind your own business"
N/A --- "not applicable"
NBD --- "no big deal"
NI --- "no idea"
NM or N/M --- "never mind" or "not much"
NOYB --- "none of your business"
NP --- "no problem"
NSFW --- "not safe for work"
NT --- "no text" or "nice try"
NVM --- "never mind"
oic --- "oh, I see"
OMG --- Exclamation, "oh my God!"
OMFG --- Exclamation, "oh my fucking God!"
OMFL --- Exclamation, "oh my fucking lag!"
OOC --- "out-of-character"
OP --- Original Poster
OT --- "off topic"
OTOH --- "on the other hand"
P2P --- "Peer-to(2)-Peer" or "pay-to-play"
PEBKAC --- "Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair"
PFO --- "please fuck off"
PITA --- "pain in the ass"
PICNIC --- "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer"
pls, plz --- "please"
PO, PO'd --- "piss off", or "pissed off"
POS --- "parents over shoulder" or "piece of shit".
POV --- "point of view"
R --- "are"
RD --- "Red Dwarf"
R8 --- "right"
RL --- "real life"
ROFL, ROTFL --- "rolling on the floor laughing"
ROFLMAO, ROTFLMAO --- "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off"
RTFA --- "read the fucking article"
RTFM --- "read the fucking manual" or "read the fine manual"
RTFP --- "read the fucking post"
RU --- "are you"
S --- "smile"
SCNR --- "sorry, could not resist."
SH --- "shit happens"
SO --- "significant other"
SFW --- "safe for work"
Smeg --- Meaning the same as "fuck" or "bugger"
STFU --- "shut the fuck up"
TBH --- "to be honest"
TIA --- "thanks in advance"
TMAI --- "tell me about it"
TMI --- "too much information"
TPTB --- "the powers that be"
TTFN --- "ta ta for now"
TTYL --- "talk to you later"
TTYS --- "talk to you soon"
TY -- "thank you"
u --- "you"
ur --- "you're" or "your"
UL, u/l --- "upload"
VFM --- "value for money"
VWEG --- "very wicked evil grin"
w8 --- "wait"
WAI --- "what an idiot"
WB --- "welcome back"
WDUWTA --- "what do u wanna talk about?"
WEG --- "wicked evil grin"
WG --- "wicked grin"
WTF --- "what the fuck?"; Also "who the fuck?", "why the fuck?"
WTG --- "way to go!"
WTH --- "what the heck?", or "what the hell?"
wut --- "what"
w/ --- "with"
w/e --- "whatever"
w/o --- "without"
WYSIWYG --- "What you see is what you get"
YHBT --- "you have been trolled"
YHL --- "you have lost"
YMMV --- "your mileage may vary"
YNK --- "you never know"
YW --- "you're welcome"
